agency gone wrong

i work currently as a grader for a class (vague description to protect the guilty) that may or may not need to write papers as part of their grade. i was looking over my first freshly-printed guinea pig (indian pig if you are french), and was horrified by the selected topic. in order to properly present a detailed comparison, this student decided to speak about toilet paper. yes, i read an entire text about why one kind of toilet paper is better than another, etc. No offense nameless girl, but write about something else. i don't want to hear about how charmin holds up when you wipe, or how angel soft actually tears you up because it has the consistency of broken glass. sometimes i just wonder how people could be so confused as to what makes a good thesis.