Donits

I was looking for something with substance. I wanted a french pastry: close, cheap, and amazingly satisfying. There was nothing like it. I stood hopeless in front of the doughnut case at smith's trying to convince myself to settle for one. Just then, a worker walked right in front of me, gave me a toothless grin, and said, "oooooo, DONITS!" I left the doughnut case straightaway and settled for a twix bar. I wasn't totally satisfied, but after that experience I don't think I'll ever look at a doughnut again. Who says dough "nit" anyway?